Spock Rings ...

... and here's what he had to say*, warps and all.**

* [NOTE: THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED DUE TO AN INFRINGEMENT CLAIM BY PARAMOUNT - APPARENTLY MR SPOCK WOULD NEVER USE THE WORD "BAWS" OR THE PHRASE "PINK BASSOON"]

**["SHATNER'S BASSOON" IS APPARENTLY OK, THOUGH]