First The Commander, and now The Bulldosa ... it's birthdays a-go-go at TATTGOC this week. And as Curry Club's most youthful member finally crosses the rubicon into his thirsty 30s, what better tribute than to draw attention to his striking resemblance to Scotland's beefiest export since Sean Connery demanded Auld's Scotch Pies be airlifted to him on the set of Zardoz?

That's right, it's Gerry Butler. But rest assured Bulldosa, 'tis you whom we salute!