A rare, non-curry-related newsflash – John Carpenter's deathless horror classic The Thing has been rereleased digitally, and is playing at the Cineworld Glasgow all day today. The Tramps and Rogan Josh Homme will undoubtedly be in attendance. Will you? If you cannae make it, here's a six-minute cheat-sheet version, staged with GI Joe figures and a thumping Zombie Zombie soundtrack ...