Let nothing you dismay, remember Christ our saviour was born on Christmas Day! In other words, it's rapidly approaching December 25 and that means a special festive edition of the nation's foremost curry podcast, Keep Calm And Curry On, featuring regular hosts Trampy and The Tramp opining about all that's spicy in the world. So please, don't be dismayed, even though neither of them were born on Christmas Day.

In the nominally festive episode three of Keep Calm And Curry On, the Tramps turn a self-aggrandising eye on why the recent TATTGOC 3rd birthday/4th Christmas meet-up had to be abandoned, wonder aloud whether haggis pakora is Scotland's ultimate fusion dish, review the sassy new Glasgow diner Mama's Rasoi and argue the toss over the merits of egg curry with the help of the TATTGOC massive. Hard-boiled!

To finish up, our burly hosts smooth things out to the sitar sounds of Okko Bekker while simultaneously trying not to raise the ire of God of Destruction Shiva in The Tramp's Jukebox Puri. It's almost an hour of spicy awesomeness, and you should be able to experience the soothing sonic vibrations in the embedded Mixcloud player below RIGHT NOW.